Drunken Midget

Last night had to be one of the funniest moments that I had ever shared with my son. He had fallen asleep out in the living room while I was watching TV. I had put him down on his mini-couch and let him sleep while I still watched TV.

It was about 1:30 a.m. and he gets up and staggers around. He looked like a drunken midget. Then he walks close to the TV and pulls down his pull-up and starts pissing all over the floor. He is oblivious to what he was doing. He knew that he had to pee and had to do it right then. All I could do was laugh. He pulled up his bottoms and curled back up on the couch like nothing had happened.

I asked him why he peed on the floor last night and he got mad and told me he didn't. It was rather funny! I just hope he doesn't make a habit of pissing where he wishes.