Michael Keaton never had it so easy

Thanks to some prodding from our good friend Smoov, I am kind of back. I have been doing nothing actually. I still have no job and am semi-active in looking.

I have a million posts in my head but never find the time to psot them. So, in the next few days here I will post a few of the top post ideas I have had over the weeks. I am planning on going in that different direction that I have been yapping about. I am sure that I lost most if not all of my small readership. That's fine! I am cool with that. I am over a 1,000 views on my blog and am happy with that.

Well, since I do have so much free time I am been delegated to become Mr. Mom. It has it's ups and downs as life so often does. The good part is that my son no longer has a cast on and is able to hit up the pool. So we go down and swim for a few hours. Which helps with Mr. Moms time later in the evening. Also, I am starting to get a nice tan.

The bad side is that I have a gag reflex like no other. One of my dogs is sick and has soupy poop. I had to help clean up a pile of solid yet wet poop earlier today. I of course gagged and drooled all over. Didn't help that my wife was laughing her ass off at me. We had put her in her crate for a while and I would take her out soon after. Well, I forgot about her and started to taste something...yes TASTE. I can't smell all that well anymore (Thanks Navy). Anyway, I looked and she was in the crate and shitting, no make that squirting, all over her crate. I quickly brought her outside to finish and she was farting and squirting everywhere.
I had to clean her crate and linen. This is a rather large dog so she has a rather large crate. Well, needless to say I had to get the way back of this thing. That meant I had to clean what was in front and crawl in and get the back. Well, that was just dumb. I just tasted pure dog shit. I of course started to dry heave and drool all over again. Meanwhile, my ass is hanging out of my shorts and my son is sticking things in my shorts. What a sight that must have been.

I need a job!