just for kayten

Well, the other day was a typical day in the life of me. Played Mr. Mom and had just put the boy to bed and came out to a disgusting taste. Yes taste, I basically have no sense of smell anymore since I worked around aviation fuel in the Navy. So I taste smells now. My wife came around the corner wondering what I was bitching about. We soon found the source. It was a HUGE pile of dog shit!

I instantly asked where our digital cam was. My wife asked, "Why?". I told that, "I had to take a pic and blog about it". She just laughed and said it was in the car and we needed to clean up this mess. I have included a pile of crap in this post but it does no justice to what I had to clean up.

Like I said, I was tasting this treat one of my dogs had left me. My wife being the sick-o she is makes me clean it up for her own humor. I turned the light on to see it better and was disgusted at the site of of the pile. It was liquidy and shining in the light. My wife went to go get me a plastic bag to pic it up. Yeah right! I lined my hand with some paper towels and went to pick it up. Well, that was just dumb. I felt the ooziness in my hands still and I quick brought the bag into my bathroom and let it drip into the toilet. I was dry heaving like a cat with a hairball at this point. My eyes had watered over all I could do was heave. My wife was in the hallway bent over crossing her legs so she didn't piss herself. Then it came up. My dinner was in the toilet mingling with the poo that caused them to unite. My job was done. I had made my wife laugh and I actaully puked this time. I could still taste the poop 5 feet away and I started to heave again. The rest of my dinner was swimming too. My wife eventually cleaned it up and all was restored.

I really wish I could smell. This tasting crap all the time is for the birds. I am really pissed I wasn't able to get a pic for you.