***WARNING******TOO MUCH***INFORMATION***ABOUT AUTHOR***

Yesterday was almost a good day. I had done a lot as far as me checking out of the Navy. I have been busy as a beaver of late. I found out that I will not be getting nearly $20,000 when I get out. More like $13,000 because I am getting out because I am a pig. I will however be getting 6 months of medical coverage which comes in handy now that the monkey boy has broken his limb.

I had moved on with the bad news of my monetary compensation and was getting the other things that I needed to get done. I had planned a seperation physical with a doctor in the afternoon. It was a good way to skate out of work early. I show up for my physical and find out that the doctor I had scheduled with was a no show. The check in people then went with the next available doctor. Turns out that it was a bombshell good looking woman doctor. Not a problem right?

Well, I am sitting in a room and directed to take off my uniform top and sit there. I am sitting there and she walks in. She is going through my medical record and notices that the last physical I had 4 years ago mentions a hernia I had. She asked a few brief questions about the hernia and some other health related things. I answered them and she continued with the physical pressing here and shining lights there. I thought that I had dodged a bullet with her checking my undercarriage for my hernia.

She stood up and went to go get some rubber gloves. The sweat was starting to roll now. She sat back down on her stool and looked at me with those doe like eyes. "Stand up and you know?" she said gesturuing with her hands. I reluctantly stood up. As I did her face was level with a certain part of my anatomy. I reluctantly pulled my belt apart and unzipped my pants and pulled my boxers down.

I'm not sure how familiar people are with penises but for whatever reason I had retracted my my penis. So it was smaller than usual. I am not going to lie to my loyal readers I am hung like a light switch. I quickly grabbed it and pulled it out a bit more. I looked in those beautiful eyes and pleaded with her and stated, "It gets bigger!". I heard a giggle and soon felt a gloved hands rubbing my balls. Then was told to cough soon after.

I am not sure what the deal was but I was I wanting a man to to do this exam. Weird I know but I am sure that women are fans of other women checking them out.

In any case I am in good health and I have no signs of testicular cancer and I still have a slight hernia. So, that was my day yesterday. Sorry if I have scared some of you away. It needed to be shared.