this stinks

How are ya? I am so slow tonight. I am trying to finish my resume and get it out to the masses. As you all can tell I am such a great creative writer here my resume must be stellar? You would be wrong! Dead wrong!

I have the last 3 years of my life pegged but need to razz it up a bit. Use these fucking buzzwords that I hear about! I am going to take a time out and have a beer and clean. Then I will come back and try to at least do the next 5 years of my naval career. That should be fairly easy and then comes this damn "cover letter". I have no idea how to compose this but will give it my best shot.

I am having some people that know what they're doing check it out tomorrow and send me home with my homework. I only have 3.5 days left in the navy! Better turn and burn as they say! I will keep you all informed as I know you are all on the edge of your seats waiting to see how I do...