here I sit...

Here I sit and wonder what the hell has gone on with this planet. I look out my window as I type in my boxers and wonder what the deal is with the people in my apartment complex. I see that there are these guys that have the same fucking car. One is red and the other is blue. They live together! Tools!

Here I sit seeing people walking around doing nothing at all. Why? I had spied the local bible thumper and cringed. This is the guy that saw a ganesh air freshener in my car. He had asked, "Is that real? You don't think that is a God do you?" I almost wigged out on this ass. I replied, "Yes, yes I do think that is a God. He is MY God!" He almost swallowed his tongue and went on to tell em about the good Lord above. Fuck off! I don't mind religion but just don't carp on me because I have an air freshener in my car.

Here I sit and see the Mexicans that have moved in. I see them being dropped off by the landscaping company they work for. They strike me as odd as me and my wife saw them going through the trash bins. Goofy!

Here I sit and see my upstairs neighbor being dropped off from work. Soon after I hear him, wife and daughter yelling. Daughter ends up in her room above me crying her ass off. Dirty fat bitch mom/wife is heard screaming, "You wanna fuck with me? You think your a big girl?" , and them some mumbles from shithead dad/husband. They will be leaving at the end of this month because they have been evicted. I also think their car has been repo'd too. I hate them! The daughter is about 4 years old. My heart goes out to her.

Here I sit waithing for my wife to get home. I have good news for her. I will be crabby when she comes home. She should have been home hours ago not to mention she has probably spent money on BS.

Here I sit noting that I am not sitting ergonomically. There seems to be a crease under my man boobs and it itches like hell.

Here I sit looking out the window for more fodder to add to this whimsical blog. But that itch is really bothering me. I must go and do nothing myself and wonder if people are wondering about me and my man boobs.