A REAL Costanza wallet!

Well, here is the lame post that I had tried to leave a while back. It looks like Smoov was able to drop a line on it before it went crazy. I have decided that I am not going to even attemt to re-create the "greatness" of the original three times I tried to post it.

In a nutshell, this is my bif fat wallet. I have no idea how many people out there are 'Sienfeld' watchers but this wallet is just like George's wallet. It has just about anything that I would want in it. Think of it as a swiss army wallet.


The Costanza wallet!

There she is in all of her beauty! There are staplpes there holding somethings in place for me.



Aerial view of Constanza wallet!

As you can see I have a ton of crap in my wallet. This is no gimmick. This is what I carry in my back pocket every day. It sucks! 99% of the shit in my wallet has no reason being there.



1 1/2" thick...maybe more!!

Yes, thats right, 1 1/2" thick. Maybe even close to 2". What a literal pain in the ass. No way can I keep that in place while I drive. Like a good lover though, it has taken care of me and has even shaped its form to match my chubby ass. Thats love!


Just a portion of the contents of Costanza wallet!

Here is the gear in my wallet. It ranges from Subway stamps to 8 month old ATM reciepts. There are a few sports cards and even a $2 bill in there.

So, this is just a quick overview of the boring stuff that I had written 2 weeks ago. I am sorry that it has come to this. It is now reduced to a pathetic post about a fat wallet and a reference to how the wallet has conformed to the shape of my chubby ass. I am sure you are now even more disenchanted with this blog now. Like i said, It would be a huge dissapointment when all was said and done.

P.S. I was supposed to switch wallets after writing this and still haven't. I fear change I guess.