Observations from a Rock

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Mother May I?

What is this woprld coming to? I am sitting on my fat ass here at work and checking out some "odd" pictures. Most of which aren't even close to amusing but I have nothing to do so what the hell.

I came across a picture of lady and 3 tiger cubs on her living room floor. I thought nothing of it. I figured these cute creatures were born in captivity in some third world country and it was a big deal to some one. I flip through some more pictures and come across the a picture of just the 3 cubs. I decided to read the caption and was amazed at what I had read. This lady that I had seen in the previous pictures had volunteered to BREASTFEED these tigers! I am all for breastfeeding and the good that comes of it but fucking tigers? I of course have no idea about any of this stuff but I can imagine that having a child sucking is a painful ordeal after some time. To have a wild animal nuzzling up to your bosom and attaching itself to your nipple is out of the question. That has to be against so many morals and laws throughout the world. I am sure that she loves animals and feels she is doing her part to help this species thrive but give me a break. What happened to the old bottle method?

I just thought that I would share this with you and hope that you are amused as much as I was by this story and picture. All I can think of now is me coming home and seeing my wife on the couch with a new puppy latched onto her boob.

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