The new me

I am sitting on my fat ass here waiting for the day to end. I have been trying to figure things out here to make my blog just that much better and yet I have no idea what the hell I am doing. I will try to make the changes soon.

Seems that I am an idiot when it deals with computers. I have no idea how to get my picture to have a URL and therefore can't get a pic up. I am also not sure how and where to put my picture so it shows up on my blog. I know I have bitched about this before but you will have to deal with it. Since I have no idea how to get my picture to have a URL I have opted for a the greatest movie character of all time...SLOTH. I will probably be changing the images frequently since I am torn between a few pictures that I have found. So enjoy me as SLOTH for now.

I haven't been an active blogger of late but that will change soon. I have been busy doing nothing. Last week was supposed to be the big Ikea expedition '05. Didn't quite turn out the way we wanted. We drove the 90 minutes there and found that they didn't have the big boy bed that we wanted for our son. We have been going there off and on again for months. The bed is always there. Not this time. They say it should be in on the 26th or so. I will call next time and be sure to get there as soon as I can to buy the thing.

We did however buy all the other things to accent his room. We still need to find a rug though. Of course we bought some trinkets for ourselves as well. I bought a new coffee cup (I hate coffee) and a new alarm clock. I am a huge fan of clocks/watches. Not these digital things, the old school ones. The clock is a wind up kind that has the bells on top. It's loud as hell and almost makes you wee yourself in the morning.

We also bought a new dresser for our bedroom. I guess we are going to get rid of the nice big one we have now for a smaller/taller one. I am not sure that it is a good idea but what do I know? I have a tons of socks, t-shirts and boxers for work. I can barely fit them in what we have now. I am thinking the missus will have to lose out on that deal.

Me and my wife felt bad so we thats why we had a suprise Jake day last Friday. Thats when we went to the crapfest called 'Robots' and then off to the southern Maryland version of Chuck E. Cheese. It was a good time and fun was had by all. Except I scared my wife while at ghettoville. I have no idea why my pants don't stay on me. If I bend over my ass crack is there for all to see. She had requested that I go in this siezure inducing jungle gym type of thing. After I removed my jacket and shoes it clicked that my ass falls out sometimes. Now considering the netted cieling of this thing is a max of 3ft high I was going to bend over. She offered to go in and I could stay and watch them play. No way!! I went in and made sure my bottom was not exposed to any children. I didn't want to be the gross guy that ruined some kids 6th birthday.

Tomorrow is also the circus in Baltimore. My son was throwing a hissy fit last night and said he didn't want to go. Total bullshit! Thats all he has talked about since we brought it up to him a few weeks back. He is too funny! I am a bit excited myself for the self proclaimed "Greatest Show on Earth". I will be sure to take some pics and post a few for all to enjoy. Unless of course your against caged animals in a circus for human enjoyment? I would advise you not to stop by for a week or so.

Today is the day that we are going to put our Darwin fish on our car. I think that will be the only ornament we will have for this car. I have been trying to find a cool bumper sticker with the car from Family Vacation...the family truckster. I can't seem to find any. I own the t-shirt but I can't find a bumper sticker!