Do I have it in me?

I wanna start off by thanking by newest pal Smoov. She is good stuff and has given me hope in this useless worl of blogging.

So I am here and my wife is in bed sick as a dog. My son is no doubt going to take this as a chance to destroy my house. I just finished writing a lame manifesto to a woman in NY. She had written about racism and I felt obligated to put my two cents in and I'm sure I overpaid. Didn't turn out the way that I had intended.

I finally recieved my hocket magnet ribbon for my car. It says: I NEED MY HOCKEY FIX(ED). I am a huge hockey fan from Minnesota. I get pissed everyday there isn't a game to watch. I settle for watching coollege hockey. Which at times is better than pro.

Hmmmm, what to say. I was thinking today how my humor is maybe funnier in my head than it is when I type it. I feel like one of the dilusional 'American Idol' contestants that they have been showing. I say who cares and will continue. At some point they have to match up. I must warn that I am a gross guy (maybe typical to some of the womens thoughts out there) but I am saying the hell with it.

I just found out my son can open soda cans all by himself. Lucky me! He is insanely funny! Every time he tells some one BYE he follows up with a PEACE. Pretty funny kid. He also finds joy in a fart. That's good stuff.

I just posted a pic of me and my son from when I returned from this great war that we are now in. He is 18 months at that time. He recently had a haircut. Unfortunatly he gave it to himself. he had these amazing curls he was over 3 years old without a single cutting. Then one night on my watch, he cut his hair. My wife wanted a divorce I think. We went and got him cleaned up and he looks ok now. It will be another few years before we cut it again.

Well, I need to feed the boy and see how the lump in bed is doing. I hear weird noises come from the bed so I am guessing she is will live. May have to bring in some soup again soon. She has our 2 dogs and a cat surrounding her. She is in good company. Do to her ailment the men are sleeping out on the couch AGAIN.

I will drop a line again some time soon. Peace!