What a Blogger

Where the hell do I begin? I am guessing that I need to talk about weird, wild, funny and things that piss me off or even things that happen to me that are off the wall. So this seems like the perfect medium for me. I have always wanted something like this. I have only recently heard of this "blog" stuff. Seems really cool for the people that just want to offer commentary on life from their perspective (read second sentence). Also, I have a tendency to just ramble.

I work in a Navy Optometry office. Needless to say I waste yours and my tax dollars. I am 27 years old, I am married (sorry ladies) and have the most beautiful son. So they tend to give me tons of joy and lots of funny episodes to relate to anybody that will hopefully come back for more. I am using this first post as a 'welcome wagon' of sorts. Just a little taste of what your new neighbor is all about.

I believe that my wife has been on a blog for about a year or so now. She seems to have a blast so I thought I would one up her and start my own. My mission here is to talk about the insanity that is my life. I also plan on talking about the things that I am finding cool on the net, what music I am listening to. Basically what I think to be cool at the time or what I have always thought was cool.

Not really sure where to go from here? I guess I can tell a story of an older lady that came into the clinic today. She had this insane hairdo. It was about as tall as I was (5'10"). It was joke. Well, anyway I had my co-worker work her up (preliminary tests) and the first thing from his mouth was, "Is that real?" I said, "No!" After a while the wondeful Doc is done with her and she leaves. Bending over so she can get out the door. The Doc is 3 feet behind her and asks, "Was that real?" I again said, "Nope!" We all agreed it was fake. We all gave our reasons and all of them sounded reasonable. So as it stands that old chick had an insanely large beehive wig. Get with the times.

Well, that is all I have in me now. I am tired and sore. I do hope that we can all get along and give each other great subject matter to discuss. I have no care in the world what the topic is. There is so much to bitch and moan about. So bring it!