What to do

Fuck! I am getting nervous here. I may have to decide between two decent jobs in the near future. I am sure I will screw up the interview on Wednesday. I am a douche sometimes.

I have my stuff at the dry cleaners as we speak. I will be looking sharp at 9 a.m. on Wed. I have to finish all of this fucking paperwork they have for me to fill out. They want some insane shit! My neighbors names and adresses for the last 10 YEARS. What the fuck? Who ever talks to their neighbors anymore? I reluctantly asked my bible thumping neighbor from my last apartment for his info to put down. He is a pain in the ass. It's all good! I also have to find some people to answer qiestions of my character. I am of great character and moral standards. I just choose not to live by them all the time. So I am going to be putting in the names of my old boozing buddies. Maybe sprinkle a few people of importance in there.

Oh well, I am going to get hot on this application and figure out where I can get some shit notorized. Such a pain in my ass!