Kind of funny

Well, all good things must come to an end. My "secret" identity is no longer. My name is Josh! LOL! I know that I have put my sons name and have felt bad about it. But it happens.

On to new and exciting news. I am getting a haircut today so I can look sharp next Wednesday for my interview! I am torn between corrections officer and possibly a mail man. Yes, I will be a Cliff Claven. There is a local post office that wants to hire me so bad. I would be the only man in the place. How cool is that? I went there and dropped off my lengthy application and saw nothing but old bitties. So I am not going to be swimming in pretty young things. If I get hired for that job I think I would take that over the CO job. Less bullshit.

All I can think of is me making my rounds and catching some guy wacking off. Next thing you know I have a face full of man chowder like in 'Silence of The Lambs'. Thats bullshit.

As a mail man I can drive in a cool jeep and deliver mail. At my own pace. It's pretty rural here so it would be easy. I would grow my beard and hair from the months of November to April. The Grizzley Adams of the USPS.

Well, I have some errands to do before I get my haircut. Peace out and see you all soon. Oh yeah, I will write about homos tomorrow.