Recap of ME

Well, I figure since I am in the process of attracting new readers I should reacap my bio for all the newbies here.

So here is a quck dash of my brief history on this planet. I was born and raised in Northern Minnesota. I joined the navy soon after high school. I tried the college thing but didn't really work for me. I wanted to be like Forrest Gump and have all of these adventures packed into a life. I was shipped out to San Diego and was stationed aboard an aircraft carrier. Was able to see lots of cool places and meet a lot of neat people.

I married and had a son. (sorry ladies) I transfered to Maryland and worked in a medical clinic. I was also attached to a hospital ship and was able to see the other side of the world. I was deployed for the beginning of the war and was home a few months after it started.

I decided to get out of the Navy back in May 2005 and have yet to find a job. I would like to move back to MN but need a job first. My life sucks but I am always positive about it. My wife hates me but has some faith in....which she shouldn't have. I do have a test this weekend to become a correctional officer.

I have 2 dogs, a cat, 2 snails, and a hermit crab. One dog and the cat hate me. They usually like to try me out and shit all over the place so I dry heave and get watery eyes. I am sure for their amusement.

That is me in a nutshell. Now if this freaks you out makes you to never come here again, to bad so sad. It is me and I tell it like it is. I try to be funny but often come across as a dumbass. I hype things and never follow up. If this sounds good to you then I suggest you stick around and watch the insanity that is my life unfold.