Wet Spot

The other night I had woken up to my feet freezing and wet. No matter what I did with them they were wet and freezing. The whole area where my feet are during sleep was soaking wet. I couldn't imagine what the hell it was. At first, I thought it was my dogs. They like to lick everything. But it was way to big for them to be licking. Plus, my blankets and teh sheets were wet. Maybe one of the dogs pissed on me? I was actually too tired to give a shit. I went back to bed and snuck my feet under my wifes blankets.

I woke up when my wife did and told her about what I had endured that evening. She was nice enough to put a towel down and let me sleep. I woke up later and still wondered what the hell that wet spot was from.

I am still not sure what it was. I do have a theory that may work. I think it was my son. He may have pissed in my bed due to a delerium that he gets into when sleeping. I have seen him get up and pee in my living room like a drunk frat boy. I have seen him pee in my garbage can. Last night he fell asleep with us and then woke up and went in his room. I followed him and caught him with his pants down. He was going to wiz in his room. I made him use the toilet.

So I think that I slept in my sons piss. What a gross pig I am!