Copenhagen fueled rants

Well today was eventful as usual. I helped to clean house and caught up on TiVo. We have one dog that sheds like a motherfucker. I have no idea how many times I had to empty my vaccum out. I have no idea why she isn't bald by now. There were a few places that we uncovered that kind of made you wonder. Then there were the plaseant cat shit piles that are well hidden. My son had discovered one the hard way. He looked in our pantry for some lunch and had a footfull of cat doo. He has his dads gag reflex so that was pretty funny. It wasn't long before dad was able to show his off when he put his thumb in some on his pant leg. Guess the cat didn't like his new kitty litter.

I have some dishes I need to do but will get to them in due time. Not sure if I am wanting to watch the Oscars tonight or not. Since I have the boy our movie going has slipped quite a bit. So, I have no idea of half the movies the buzz is all about. I still have one thing on TiVo that I need to watch so I may watch that instead and maybe TiVo the Oscars.

I wonder if anybody has a ritual when they blog? I seem to put in a healthy pinch of Copenhagen and put on some music and just let me hands wander and spout off about anything that comes to mind. There is no rhyme or reason to what I am going to say. I seem to write what could amount to about three seperate posts in one. I will blame it on the music and my lame ass brain.

The more I look back at what I write I wonder what the hell went wrong? I had a different idea of what my blog would be. It is totally different than what I had intended. It seems to be working for me but I will try to get back to my "roots" if you will. I had intended this thing to be much funnier than it actually is. I am a huge Saturday Night Live (SNL) fan hence the reason for the saturdaynightwannabe.blogspot.com. I have yet to live up to that as of now. I am sure that there has been a few instances of my humor that shine. I would like there to be more. I realize that I don't have the same sense of humor as everyone else but I think that's what sets me aprt from Joe Blow. I have a warped sense of humor. I enjoy jokes that are gross and shocking. I enjoy jokes about handicapped people. I have handicapped people in my family so I can relate to some of these things. Fuck, I'm Polish!! I hear tons of lame Polish jokes all the time. Here are 2 of my all time favorite jokes so you know what you are dealing with here:

Two guys walk into a bar---third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Those two jokes are too funny to me. I am a simplton I guess. My favorite comedians are Adam Sandler, Steven Wright George Carlin. Those guys are funny as hell. Adam Sandler has seemed to chill out a bit but his older movies and CD's are funny. Steven Wrights deadpan delivery is perfect for his outlook on life. Geoge Carlin is the GODFATHER of dirty things. I remember hanging out in high school listening to records of his. Very intelligent material.

I had left my blog open at work the other day and my co-worker sat down and had a read. He called me a fag. I think he had read something about Ryan Seacrest or something. It's not like I stepped out of the closet and confessed my sexuality and love for Ryan Seacrest. I will chalk it up to ignorance.

I am thinking I need a shower I am starting to smell myself. Dishes, TiVo and then shower. Priorities you know. I would also like to thank another loyal reader Lancelot. I had seen him post once before and took a gander at his sight and seemed pretty good. Something about the measurements of his liquor bottles.

I am still asking for songs and the bands that sing them. I only have 7 songs on my blog music. I need something more than Copenhagen to fuel these things. What better way than to get music from my people?